a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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