I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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