420 ftw
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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