I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize