bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You've changed since you got that strap on
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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