new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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