so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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