Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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