What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
