brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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