i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Come share oat with me in your robe
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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