When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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