please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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