problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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