She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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