In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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