you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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