I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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