honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
