well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real