There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.