Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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