so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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