If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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