So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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