We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So squirting runs in the family.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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