So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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