I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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