i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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