Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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