The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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