Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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