Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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