so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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