Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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