Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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