My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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