But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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