I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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