he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i need some magic done to my vagina
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
