I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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