There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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