I must be too annoying 4 u.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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