Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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