this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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