We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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