I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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