real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Plan B is the new Plan A
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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