brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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