It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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