I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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