Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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