You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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