O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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