What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
