he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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