So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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