This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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