After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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